I AM TRANSGENDER IF YOU DON’T FUCK WITH THAT LEAVE!!!!!!! FAREWELL!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
heyyyy welcome, welcome!! I’ve been expecting you. You don’t need to wipe your feet on the mat, mud tracks on my carpet help to hide the ugly pattern!! Hang your coat on the weird fake taxidermy pronghorn, and try not to look at the wallpaper too long. The patterns are known to eat people, despite the many times I’ve scolded them ): To your left, the dining room, currently occupied by 23 people (and not people) having a heated debate about whether chartreuse is green or yellow. Oh, and here on our right is a comprehensive list of my cringe! Take a peek, I’ll be waiting in the corridor with the mosaic floor.
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